Thoughts on Gary Ng

Dear Maizy

I hope you do not frequent 'open-to-public' clubs as much as we used to. There's an amateur film director on the loose by the name of Gary Ng, who convinces women to play impromptu roles in pornographic feature films. These are then viewed by billions of people worldwide on the internet.

Though I won't question his hands-on approach (very few directors opt to star in their own films), I cannot help but feel sympathy for these starlets who only received free rides in Gary Ng's Nissan Skyline sports car in return for such rigourous work. The minimum wage system has been in place for decades, and yet such blatant disregard for it remains.

I realise that who you chose to meet is entirely your business, but nevertheless, I felt it was necessary to point out that neither a fancy haircut nor a flashy car does much for artistic credibility.

Yours vigilantly

Andy