Dear Maizy
We have been sold out again this year. The people whom Agnes B designs for (presumably young people who look like the models she is fond of using) can scarcely afford her creations. To add insult, the store has offered a 10% discount for any item purchased during their on-going sale. I now have an entirely different opinion of her since she re-branded Dr Martens' (cherry) boots for want of a new way to fleece us.
Either she has hit some sort of creative block or she enjoys hiding behind that price tag of hers so she has an excuse for not selling anything. I have reason to suspect that she may have in fact taken the year off in the Bahamas, leaving her interns at the helm in Paris.
Were we really too naive to have worshiped her so much in the past, spending hours on end flipping through her freebie catalogs and posters? I have used up all of the pencils you snatched from their countertop, but still have all of the promotional condoms in my drawer.
Tastefully yours
Andy
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